Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
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Monday, June 28, 2010
You Can Break My Heart, But Don't Be..
The amaizng part of the story for me? There seems to be a special World Cup court that was set up. The thiefs, employess of the facility where the English team was staying, were not only caught. They were tried, convicted, and are already putting in their time. If only FIFA acted so swiftly with their referee related crimes, I wouldn't have to be making feeble excuses to my acquaintances that, contrary to what their eyes were seeing, that, yes, there actually was officiating goign on during the games.
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Friday, June 25, 2010
World Cup Interest Has Crossed
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The Road to Happiness is MUCH.....
Road Runner Funny Clip - Free videos are just a click away
.......BETTER than the destination. These would be the last parting thoughts of Slovenia's trip to and through this year's World Cup. May the team's trip in 2014 be just a touch longer.
And, may Croatia simply just get on the road.
(an older cartoon, but still a good one...Note! NSFW AND language NOT suitable for most kids)
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Thursday, June 24, 2010
The SLOV...
Everyone else? Time to refer to online atlases.
Italy? Unfortunately, received the boot. It'll be difficult, going forward now in the Wolrd Cup, giving the Oscar for best soccer dive since Italy's out of contention...for both the World Cup and for the Oscar.
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Pre-Big Game News (Deja Vu)
England in. USA in. Slovenia....looking forward to Brazil in 2014.
NB: Mr. Pengovsky's site is always interesting. He occasionally has NSFW postings and his blog's banner is most certainly NSFW. As he put it a while ago...he is a Vital Man. But...the post I linked to AND the commentary that follows is most definitely worth the click.
Addendum: From Alcessa, a link to a Guardian story re. Slovenian Fan Reaction.
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
A Bummer and Not...
Slovenia is out of the World Cup.
@ 10:00 am EST, they were sitting at the top of their group.
@ 11:48 am EST, they were sitting 2nd in the group, ready to move on.
@ 11:49 am EST, Landon Donovan scored in injury time after the 90 minutes of regular game time had dissipated.
@ 11:49 am EST, Slovenia slipped from 2nd to 3rd and, thus, to out of this year's World Cup.
An incredibly steep fall in such a short time.
Well, if anyone were to score and deserved to score it was great to see Donovan do it. He was the most involved player of the game (most # of touches, 67, during the match) and, obviously, the Man of the Match (player of the game). A rakija to all of the Slovenian players for making it to the 362nd minute of World Cup play before being eliminated.
Not:
USA is in, in fact, they just finished at the top of their group!
What great games (from what I heard). Can't wait for the replays tonight.
So, in four years in Brazil perhaps we'll get a chance to see Slovenia again. And Croatia, of course!
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Which Rooney?
Slovenia - 1
England - 0
Rooney red-carded toward end of 1st half.
Nick Hornby drops Football for something less dangerous to one's nerves, like knife-throwing.
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
June 23rd. A Huge Day.
Team USA v. Algeria
Slovenia v. England
If:
1) Slovenia WINS or TIES, the Green Dragons are into the next round.
2) USA WINS, on to the next round.
3) England WINS, on to the next round.
4) USA TIES, on to the next round if England LOSES or if England TIES but the Goal Difference favors USA.
5) Algeria WINS AND England LOSES or TIES, Algeria advances.
6) If ALL of the teams WIN or if they all LOSE, a BLACK HOLE opens up in South Africa and swallows 31 teams and all of the FIFA referees. France is the only team not swallowed as they've left South africa a long time ago. Some French citizens bellieve they never even arrived in the first place.
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Not in the Cards
We've seen the last of France, Thierry Henry (and his hand) and the sartorially resplendent Raymond Domenech in this year's World Cup. Falling to the bottom of their group at no wins, France has departed the World Football Stage in a memorable auto de fé that has kept the team at center stage for the past 2 weeks in South Africa...a rather strange presence considering their incredibly poor play here.
Sounds as if the Little People, aside from being the bearers of secret and special coinage, have taken up some sort of Celtic Voodoo since November, 2010 . Strong voodoo it is, as France not only has played poorly but their entire team has gone dysfunctional in the last week. The team has tarnished the entire country...it'll be a long flight home for the Les Bleus...who will have 10 and 1/2 hours to be singing the Blues. Adieu!
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Monday, June 21, 2010
World Football & Roy Orbison Glasses
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Quelle Dram!
To be a referee in any sport, but particularly one as emotionally charged as Football, requires a prodigious amount of existentialism. G Cronk, from Bergen CC, notes that "Existential anguish is the result of an awareness of one's "total and deep responsibility" for oneself and for others; it is based on the fact that one must choose and act without proof of the correctness or value of one's choices and actions." He goes on to state that, ""Every man ought to say to himself, 'Am I really the kind of man who has the right to act in such a way that humanity might guide itself by my actions?'"
Death may be a direct result of what their eyes see and what their whistles expresses. An appreciation and a learned eye for the human drama is most necessary as dribbling, running, shooting, and acting are all wrapped together in a 90 minute (give or take 4 minutes) performance requiring a judicious eye. If a game plays out without mention of the referee nor his decisions, a rarity has occurred, the game's results are posted, and we move on to the next match. However, questionable decisions crop up like weeds and the 90 minute game takes on a much longer life. Tim Howard has it perfectly right, IMHO. In football, controversy sells. Do I hope that future games are cursed/blessed with questionable human decision-making? Absolutely! Decision-making by the players, by the managers, by the referees. This is what makes sports so interesting. It's not just the performance of highly tuned athletes that give events like the World Cup its shine; it's the human-ness of these same athletes, their support staff, and the "dis-interested" officials on hand. Together they form the conversation that always follows.
N.B.: A note to all Team USA fans who may still be upset with the bad call that denied the US the third goal that may have won them the game....re-check yesterday's game between New Zealand and Italy. Unlike Team USA, which played a brilliant 2nd half to salvage a tie against Slovenia (yes, my choice in the World Cup) but an incredibly bad and they-deserved-to-lose-just-based-on-that first half, New Zealand played an EXTRAORDINARY complete game, only to get "cheated" out of a deserved victory over a superior Italy due to theatrics of the diving sort. The Italians (who beat out Argentina for this type of thing, but barely) are well-versed in The Art of The Dive (How they did not make that list is beyond me). The referee of the NZ-IT game, Carlos Batres, seemed more like a theater attendee for a Broadway musical than an official at a sporting event, when he elected to award a penalty kick to the Italians after he witnessed Daniele De Rossi performing a Dive worth a 10. As an added and horrible joke, De Rossi won the man of the match award. Be sure to watch next year's Oscars; I'm sure he'll be up for some award there as well.
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Sometimes, the Most Interesting Thing on the Pitch...
...is not the players. Keep your eyes open and peeled to the sidelines!
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Friday, June 18, 2010
It's Not the Size That Matters
May they choke on their Roget's! That is, if they even know what it is.
For those of you new to this site, let me introduce myself. I originally came from a country once quaintly described by that "Titan" of sportscasters, Bob Costas as "Teeny, Tiny Croatia".
Bitter?
Nahhhhh, not moi.
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England....Playing it Safe
England, feeling prickly after last Saturday's draw with Team USA, has opted to go conservative, putting Daivd (Calamity) James into goal, replacing the unfortunate goat (but all around gentleman) Robert Green. British fans, responding to the "If You Play, Play it Safe" campaign, donned skin-tight & English branded body condoms.
Half-time score, Nil - Nil against Algeria. Trying to figure out the higher math that England is employing in their calculated path toward the next round. After 2 games, Slovenia is on top of Group C with 4 points, followed by the USA at 2. At this rate, England will also be at 2 and Algeria at 1. With one more game left for all of these countries and England still pursuing the Play it Safe philosophy, it may be Slovenia and the USA in the next round..... Playing it Safe seems awfully dangerous to me but I'm no Newton.
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The Charlie Browns. Winners (Hope I'm not Jinxing Them)
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Friday. Slovenija. Work.
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
It COULD Happen..
So, tomorrow, it may be possible for the Green Dragons to defeat Los Americanos.
How, You may Ask?
1) A Red Card is given to Tim Howard within the first 10 minutes of the match for the crime of playing exceedingly well.
2) The put-you-to-Sleep defense of Slovenija lulls the Americans such that they are strewn all over the pitch, curled up in deep dreaming-of-ice cream-slumber, allowing even the hapless Slovenian offense to score against the replacement goalie who, also, conveniently has shut his eyes to nap.
3) The game is stopped so that Bojan Jokic can correct the announcers' and Team USA's pronunciaiton of "Slovenija". While he is giving these lessons, the world tilts on its axis and the ball naturally rolls into the Team USA net. These lessons will continue until an insurmountable lead is achieved, say 10-0.
4) The constant buzz of the vuvuvzela has unhinged the mind of the bus driver of Team USA. The bus does not arrive until the game is 20 minutes into the 2nd half, giving Slovenija enough time to score 3 goals on the pitch manned only by 1 team. Much discussion of Brotherhood and Sharing during the first 65 minutes has prevented the team from playing more demonstratively and productively.
Other than this, a Nil-Nil draw is the best that Slovenija can hope for.
Addendum, barely related to this post, but it is a vuvuzela thing:
Folks, I think Philly and especially Philly fans get it in the ear wat too much. I did not mean that literally, as opposed to this Yankee fan who did opt to give a Phillie fan an earful. As any self-respecting Philly fan knows/remembers, it was in NYC (well actually Giants Stadium, NJ), where people were seriously injured due to stupidity of home-town fans involved in ice-ball fights.
(Oh...and that pelting Santa with snowballs in Philly thing that occurred in the last CENTURY???...even Santa agreed it was well-deserved).
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010
He's Welcome
He is.
Wonder if his dad got his first name from this English player?
Just a tad different seeing a Honduran player running up and down the pitch with WELCOME plastered over his back. Wonder what the rest of his teammates, with their expected Latin American names think of their striker?
Reminds me of Rod Smart who made his splash in the defunct XFL with HE HATE ME on his uniform.
1-0, in favor of Chile right now over Honduras' frist game.
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
He Who Blows.....
.... may turn out looking this! Yeah, yeah, there are other health hazards of the vuvuzelas as well. But come on, a little hearing loss is nothing when compared to returning home from South Africa with a rather grayish pallor and bat-sized ears, wouldn't you say?
n.b.: Picture captured from here. Tip-o-da-hat to Mr. Hassan Anmar for capturing the true horrors of excessive horn-blowing.
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Monday, June 14, 2010
Thinking. Football Version Thereof.
If I hear one more comment from residents of Delaware as to how boring they thought all of the football/soccer games they (most assuredly only) watched (while channel-surfing), I will have to launch into how truly idiotic the (American) football games are wherein each offensive play (of 5 to 10 seconds) is followed by 3-5 minutes of huddled discussions, substituions, hanky throwing, and plugging-beer advertisements..which is then followed by the Mobius Strip of offensive play etc.
They REALLY don't want me to start that, do they?
Thinking on one's feet. Thinking while moving. Simultaneous Thought & Motion. That's what a real game's all about. Which makes football/soccer the most intense and interesting of games.
Except for hockey. The sport of geniuses with infinite pain threshholds.
Slow?!? Football/soccer is slow? What's with baseball then (which I love)? Here's my theory as to why World Football seems to lose its interest here in the States once kids are past high school.
Equipment.
There's a dearth of equipment in World Football. Perhaps if the players were armed with bardiches, halberds, or voulges, the sport would be more popular. Maybe if those Capital One guys formed an equipe, World Football would take off here in the States?
Or, maybe, it's me who should just take off? Eh?
Note Bene: Hmmmm, seems I went off on this topic 4 years ago. Just can't seem to hum a different tune.
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Slovenija - Forward in All Directions
Team USA survived a horrible opening 5 minutes, tied the game, and almost declawed the Three Lions of England with a victory in their opening game. Both goalies in the game were spectacular. USA's Tim Howard single-handedly kept his team in the game and England's Robert Green was over-the-top honest regarding his devasting mistake in letting the US tie up the game (he also made his own spectacular saves in the game to keep the tie intact).
Early Sunday morning, Slovenija came through with a 1-0 victory over Algeria, thanks to (shades of deja-vu) a goalie error. The Algerians were at 10 men on the pitch at that point and Slovenia played apologetically for a while, seemingly embarassed to take advantage of their one man up position. By game's end, Slovenia was on top of their group, a place they should enjoy thoroughly before they encounter Team USA this Friday. But.. you never know. Historically, 86% of the teams that win their first match go on to the next round. While Slovenija is not known for their offensive prowess, defensively they're a wall so two ties in their next two games may do the trick. I pity Algeria as they face England next, a team certainly fit to be tied at this point. They'll be taking out their nation's frustrations on "Les Fennecs" (The Desert Foxes). This Friday, England 4, Algeria 1.
The Serbia-Ghana game yesterday, a 1-0 victory for the African nation, was a great game to see. Lots of offensive chances, much of the Slavic shoulder-shrugging by the self put-upon Serbs (who lost a player due to 2 yellow cards in the second half and then the game due to a penalty shot awarded based on a stupid hand penalty), and great dancing by the fans from Ghana. The Serbs played admiringly well after being cut down to 10 players and almost pulled out a tie. The Ghanians were strong to the attack despite a Gumby-like mid-defensive group. Ghana next plays Australia this Friday. The Aussies (Socceroos, they call themsleves...GEEZZZZ what a stupid name; I thought they would have dropped it from the last World Cup they played in....) were demolished by Germany, 4-Zip, on Sunday. A very, very embarassing display of football. I'd say Ghana over Australia, 2-0, which would almost guarantee Ghana's moving forward into the next round, a well-deserved advance in play.
I watched all of the games from the comfy couch of home. Except for the England-USA match on Saturday, which I shoe-horned myself into Stoney's Pub, the only English pub in Delaware. The small drinking establishment was packed, an 80-20 mix of Team USA fans to England fans. The former grew louder and more ignorant as the game and the beers flowed on. The latter grew glummer and more polite as England failed to put another goal past Howard after the first 5 minutes. I was there for the game without any particular allegiances. The level of football/soccer ignorance was depressing. I could not believe how patient, hospitable, and lacking in sarcasm the English fans were to some of the come-latelys in the joint. Better men (and women) than I, Gunga Din.
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Men in Gači
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Those Wily Canadians
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Short-Lived Nirvana
It's a great idea, though and I'd suggest (as suggesting, as opposed to doing, is my strong suit) that Mr. Whisky Prajer consider taking on the role. He is a well-read kind of guy and a well-spoken opinionator of all things musical and literary. I've read some of the books that he has recommended and would most definitely rate highly his reviews of the tomes he's plowed through. Since he's across the border in Canada, he is out of reach of possible litiginous American readers who may sue for theft of time based on his recommendations. So, how about it WP? Ready to receive lists of the Last Five Books Read and render your opinion on the next book that should follow? I think you're more than up to the task!
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Monday, June 07, 2010
Car Issues, the Manual Trans Kind
(From the New Yorker, June 14, 2010 Issue)
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Sunday, June 06, 2010
Dancing Well-Dressed Marxists
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Slovenija, The teeny-tiny one? We'll see!
...but... for one short day, it was great to see Slovenija mentioned. Sunday's paper had the Slovenian goalkeeper Samir Handanovic profiled as one of the Young Guns of this year's World Cup. Sunday, June the 13th marks the team's first game in its group, Group C. They'll be playing Algeria, the other team in the group predicted to not make the next round.
Things should get interesting....
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