Thursday, October 21, 2010

A Modest Proposal : Chunkin'

The current World Record is 4,483.51 feet.
The U.S. Senatorial elections are on November 2, 2010.  The results should be finalized by November 3rd or 4th.
The World Champion Punkin' Chunkin' Festival east of Bridgeville, Delaware is from November 5th through the 7th this year.
Usually, pumpkins are the choice of items to be chunked or thrown.
How about (I can feel you getting the gist of where I'm heading with this) this year, the loser of the Delaware US Senate race be one of the items chunked?
If it happens to be Christine O'Donnell, I'm sure arrangements can be made to aim the pumpkin chunker winning entry over toward Jersey.  The Delaware River is just a few feet wider than 4,483.51 ft...but it'd be the right general direction, right?    We'd simply be returning to Jersey what rightfully belongs to Jersey.


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