Thursday, May 13, 2010
Steven Jobs Won't Let Me......
...Sleep!
Well, if I had an iPad, I could make that claim.
Luckily, I have a pile of books and a Kindle by my bedside which allows me to be blessed by the Patron Saint of Snoring as I easily nod off each night.
Why....if I had an iPad I may not be able to hold unto my job, my ever-loving wife would leave me for an iPad-less strapping well-rested man, and my kids would abandon me for my total lack of devotion and attention.
Damn you Steve Jobs! Your electronic bling-bling promises to ruin many a life!
Previous iPad rants are here and here.
Well, if I had an iPad, I could make that claim.
Luckily, I have a pile of books and a Kindle by my bedside which allows me to be blessed by the Patron Saint of Snoring as I easily nod off each night.
Why....if I had an iPad I may not be able to hold unto my job, my ever-loving wife would leave me for an iPad-less strapping well-rested man, and my kids would abandon me for my total lack of devotion and attention.
Damn you Steve Jobs! Your electronic bling-bling promises to ruin many a life!
Previous iPad rants are here and here.
Labels: 2010: Are We Recovering Yet?
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