Wednesday, December 21, 2005

City Rat in 'Burb Mouse Clothing?

Took the The Where Should You Live Test and got the following results:

Rowhouse 'Hood
You scored 26 out of 40 on urban-rural and 27 out of 40 land intensity. People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier
Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint."


Your score indicates that you are a city-dweller of the old-school. You like a dense, finely grained neighborhood with restaurants, churches and brothels all on the same block. Although you've never spoken to him personally, you know that guy Eddie down the street is a pimp and you're sure to tell your lame suburban friends about him at every opportunity, just to freak them out.

The bad news is that as more and more people like you move into your neighborhood it gradually becomes less cool and more expensive. Enjoy things while you can, because in 5 years you're going to have to move to the next 'hood uptown.

Examples of places you should live: Baltimore, Philadelphia

O.K., D'Arcy. I know what you're thinking. I had to take a test to know this? Why didn't I simply listen to her?
Yo! It's a guy-thing. Taking tests concocted by possible sociopath stalkers is a more accurate way of determining one's life path, then heeding the advice of a knowing friend.


Comments:
Ooh, that is scary! You can actually hear what I'm thinking! Lemme throw this log onto your smoldering fire: there's a Balkan restaurant up here at 23rd and Gray's Ferry with your name on it. Tender stuffed cabbage, beef stews redolent with...well, with whatever Slavs put in their beef stew...BYOB--something red and heady would be appropriate, yes? Table for 4?
 
Table for 4 sounds just about right. I'll bring the rakija, just to cancel out any potential kitchen safety concerns.
 
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