Thursday, May 26, 2005
Signage
It promises to be a fairly nice long weekend, weatherwise. Plus, it's the first long weekend of the summer, so stupidity of all sorts will be sprung on you. Who knows, you may be springing in on yourself and others. Hot sun, hot exhausts, long line of still cars, minimal wind. All grains of sand irritating your Pearls of Stupidity. Here's a short bit from a blog entry from Mental Multivitamin. You should read the balance if you're not familiar with this Bill Engvall schtick. (I'm not saying he's Bill Hicks or Lewis Black, but this bit of his is funny)
"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind. 'didn't see your sign." .
It promises to be a fairly nice long weekend, weatherwise. Plus, it's the first long weekend of the summer, so stupidity of all sorts will be sprung on you. Who knows, you may be springing in on yourself and others. Hot sun, hot exhausts, long line of still cars, minimal wind. All grains of sand irritating your Pearls of Stupidity. Here's a short bit from a blog entry from Mental Multivitamin. You should read the balance if you're not familiar with this Bill Engvall schtick. (I'm not saying he's Bill Hicks or Lewis Black, but this bit of his is funny)
"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind. 'didn't see your sign." .
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