Thursday, November 18, 2004
BREAKING NEWS !!!
Consistent with his most recent appointments for Cabinet positions vacated enmasse, President Bush has opted to nominate a close and personal friend for one of the remaining posts. Again. In a ceremony consistent with the gravity of the position, the Prez flew in his nominee for Secretary of Agriculture early this morning. He obliged the curious looks of the assembled audience with words, thusly,
"This important Cabinet position can only be filled by someone willing to get his nose dirty, while keeping all four feet on the ground. I have a lot of trust in our future Secretary Spot. I feel the American people will be well served under his capable service; Secretary Spot has a strong sense of doody. And, it doesn't hurt that I can keep this Secretary under a short leash."
Mr. Bush chuckled and then leaned down and exchanged sloppy kisses with the nominee. There was much of the hand-clapping and the barking as President Bush left the podium. In the spirit of the moment, he then assisted the new nominee in his morning bowel movement,with the honor guard following closely behind, ready and armed with pooper scoopers.
Consistent with his most recent appointments for Cabinet positions vacated enmasse, President Bush has opted to nominate a close and personal friend for one of the remaining posts. Again. In a ceremony consistent with the gravity of the position, the Prez flew in his nominee for Secretary of Agriculture early this morning. He obliged the curious looks of the assembled audience with words, thusly,
"This important Cabinet position can only be filled by someone willing to get his nose dirty, while keeping all four feet on the ground. I have a lot of trust in our future Secretary Spot. I feel the American people will be well served under his capable service; Secretary Spot has a strong sense of doody. And, it doesn't hurt that I can keep this Secretary under a short leash."
Mr. Bush chuckled and then leaned down and exchanged sloppy kisses with the nominee. There was much of the hand-clapping and the barking as President Bush left the podium. In the spirit of the moment, he then assisted the new nominee in his morning bowel movement,with the honor guard following closely behind, ready and armed with pooper scoopers.
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