Wednesday, November 03, 2004
...and the Winner is..!!
Frank Infante of the Independent Party of Delaware easily (2.9% to 0.4%) defeated himself, representing the Libertarian Party of Delaware. In a concession speech to Mr. Infante, presented in the men's room of Bull Dozers Saloon (campaign headquarters of both parties gubernatorial nominees), he looked himself in the eye and stated, "The better man won tonight, but I'll be seeing you in four years!". Applause, or was that flatulence, was heard from the audience in the stalls. Mr. Infante, of the Independent PArty, accepted his foe's defeat, patted himself on the shoulder, checked out his hair in the mirror, and stormed out the bathroom yelling, "Now, let's party!.
There was supposedly much upheaval of chairs and much of the beverages, mainly of the alcoholic type, was quaffed. The EZ-sign out front of the bar looked pretty good, considering how many times it was hit by the departing patrons, as the campaign party and its funds poured out onto Glenwood Avenue in Smyrna, DE.
See you in four years, Frank! Hopefully.
GOVERNOR'S RACE in Delaware Final Results
434 OF 434 DISTRICTS REPORTED
DEMOCRATIC PARTY
RUTH ANN MINNER 185,531 votes 50 . 9 %
REPUBLICAN PARTY
WILLIAM SWAIN LEE 166,991 votes 45 . 8 %
INDEPENDENT PARTY OF DEL
FRANK INFANTE 10,752 votes 2 . 9 %
LIBERTARIAN PARTY
FRANK INFANTE 1,450 votes 0 . 4 %
About that other race, well... candles are still being burned in hopes of a miracle in Ohio. For on the spot reporting there, go to
Logan's Lurch or to DelaWHo? DelaWhat? DelaWhere?
Frank Infante of the Independent Party of Delaware easily (2.9% to 0.4%) defeated himself, representing the Libertarian Party of Delaware. In a concession speech to Mr. Infante, presented in the men's room of Bull Dozers Saloon (campaign headquarters of both parties gubernatorial nominees), he looked himself in the eye and stated, "The better man won tonight, but I'll be seeing you in four years!". Applause, or was that flatulence, was heard from the audience in the stalls. Mr. Infante, of the Independent PArty, accepted his foe's defeat, patted himself on the shoulder, checked out his hair in the mirror, and stormed out the bathroom yelling, "Now, let's party!.
There was supposedly much upheaval of chairs and much of the beverages, mainly of the alcoholic type, was quaffed. The EZ-sign out front of the bar looked pretty good, considering how many times it was hit by the departing patrons, as the campaign party and its funds poured out onto Glenwood Avenue in Smyrna, DE.
See you in four years, Frank! Hopefully.
GOVERNOR'S RACE in Delaware Final Results
434 OF 434 DISTRICTS REPORTED
DEMOCRATIC PARTY
RUTH ANN MINNER 185,531 votes 50 . 9 %
REPUBLICAN PARTY
WILLIAM SWAIN LEE 166,991 votes 45 . 8 %
INDEPENDENT PARTY OF DEL
FRANK INFANTE 10,752 votes 2 . 9 %
LIBERTARIAN PARTY
FRANK INFANTE 1,450 votes 0 . 4 %
About that other race, well... candles are still being burned in hopes of a miracle in Ohio. For on the spot reporting there, go to
Logan's Lurch or to DelaWHo? DelaWhat? DelaWhere?
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