Friday, October 29, 2004
He Hate Me
Back in the days of the XFL, semmingly any half-baked idea proposed was accepted in an attempt to get someone to watch the fledgling league.
Remember sitting governor Jesse Ventura doing color commentary? Nom de plumes emblazoned on the shoulders of players were the rage. A notably talented running back, Rod Smart, eschewed Smart on his back, instead preferring He Hate Me. While the name was gramatically challenging, it did make play-by-play announcing interesting.
"He Hate Me up the middle for a gain of 20 yards!."
I'm wondering if cheap copies of his football jersey are to be had, in bulk, for pennies on the dollar....
Mr. G. Bush has delivered on at least one of his 2000 campaign promises. I failed to connect the link between the promise and the accomplishment for a long time. Blame it on my brain for being too embroiled with the other doings under his administration. But, there it is!
He said that he was a unifier and that he is.
At no other time, in at least the last 100 years, has the world been so unified.
At no other time in the last century have strong and similar feelings tied so much of the world together.
Credit should be given to where credit is due.
The world is unified in its hate for us.
It's such a bizarre feeling. We've always been the good guys. How could this be? I ignored this state of being for the last 2 years. It just could not be possible! Everybody loves us, right?
Oh, sorry that was the state of affairs under the previous administration. Everybody loved Clinton; well, except for Congress and the Bush Clan...
So, it's on to e-Bay to rustle up some He Hate Me jersies. I'm planning a European vacation for next summer; have to make sure I can be readily identified as an American. I'll even spring for the expensive style, the shirt that's easily washable. I figure I'll be washing it daily what with all of the commentary spat my way.
Back in the days of the XFL, semmingly any half-baked idea proposed was accepted in an attempt to get someone to watch the fledgling league.
Remember sitting governor Jesse Ventura doing color commentary? Nom de plumes emblazoned on the shoulders of players were the rage. A notably talented running back, Rod Smart, eschewed Smart on his back, instead preferring He Hate Me. While the name was gramatically challenging, it did make play-by-play announcing interesting.
"He Hate Me up the middle for a gain of 20 yards!."
I'm wondering if cheap copies of his football jersey are to be had, in bulk, for pennies on the dollar....
Mr. G. Bush has delivered on at least one of his 2000 campaign promises. I failed to connect the link between the promise and the accomplishment for a long time. Blame it on my brain for being too embroiled with the other doings under his administration. But, there it is!
He said that he was a unifier and that he is.
At no other time, in at least the last 100 years, has the world been so unified.
At no other time in the last century have strong and similar feelings tied so much of the world together.
Credit should be given to where credit is due.
The world is unified in its hate for us.
It's such a bizarre feeling. We've always been the good guys. How could this be? I ignored this state of being for the last 2 years. It just could not be possible! Everybody loves us, right?
Oh, sorry that was the state of affairs under the previous administration. Everybody loved Clinton; well, except for Congress and the Bush Clan...
So, it's on to e-Bay to rustle up some He Hate Me jersies. I'm planning a European vacation for next summer; have to make sure I can be readily identified as an American. I'll even spring for the expensive style, the shirt that's easily washable. I figure I'll be washing it daily what with all of the commentary spat my way.
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