Monday, October 25, 2004
End of the World Forget your typical sandwich board-wearing unshaven and alcoholic breath realing biped pronouncing doom and gloom and the End of the World as we know it. You actually have to go to get on a train, drive a car, or fly into a major city to see such individual theatrics. 
Just turn on your tv sets. The signs of impending doom are right there. How else do you explain the Red Sox being up 2-Zip to the superior Cardinal of St. Louis? How else do you explain 4 errors in games, back to back, by the Sox of Rouge, and two victories from those fielding debacles? How do you explain miraculous and yet jury-rigged surgeries on the Ankle of Schilling? Is this not the same general area as the Tendon of Achilles? How is it that weaknesses and faults have now become excuses for victory? What pact with the devil has Trot Nixon made to be making catches like Jim Edmunds? And what parent, aside form one with stomach ailments, names their child "Trot"? So the world shall soon end, and possibly before Nov. 2nd, the day that Havoc will spread.
Just turn on your tv sets. The signs of impending doom are right there. How else do you explain the Red Sox being up 2-Zip to the superior Cardinal of St. Louis? How else do you explain 4 errors in games, back to back, by the Sox of Rouge, and two victories from those fielding debacles? How do you explain miraculous and yet jury-rigged surgeries on the Ankle of Schilling? Is this not the same general area as the Tendon of Achilles? How is it that weaknesses and faults have now become excuses for victory? What pact with the devil has Trot Nixon made to be making catches like Jim Edmunds? And what parent, aside form one with stomach ailments, names their child "Trot"? So the world shall soon end, and possibly before Nov. 2nd, the day that Havoc will spread.
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